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Joke of the Day
"I always carry a jellyfish in case I need to pee on someone."
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"Yelling out ""Stranger Danger!"" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code."
"Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?"
"The fact that there is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven says a lot about the anticipated traffic load."
"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"
"I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here."
"What do you call a pig with three eyes ? Piiig"
"Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue"
"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"