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Joke of the Day

"I was seeing a therapist for trust issues, but I had to quit going when I found out he was seeing other patients."

"We have a strange custom in our office... The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."

"What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver? An Uber mensche."

"What do you call a young Israeli boy? Jew-nior"

"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish off a race"

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls"

"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"