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Joke of the Day

"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."

"Why did the newspaper cross the street? To get to the other side of the story."

"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."

"Why did the girls in *Requiem for a Dream* go ass to ass? They were just trying to make ends meet."

"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."

"ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting ""i think drugs are cool and we should back off"" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*"

"What's the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger."

"If you build a triangle with sticks. Would it be, twigernometry?"

"My professor asked me to define narcissism I said ""It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."""

"I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend."