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Joke of the Day

"You know how drinks always mention ""Please drink responsibly"" ? ... Well I want to start a beef jerky brand that mentions ""Please jerk responsibly"""

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"

"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"

"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."

"Why are there no asian knights? Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it."

"if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity"

"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"

"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"

"I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from."

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around... ...because they don't know I'm using blanks."