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Joke of the Day
"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"
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"It's okay Pluto I am not a planet either."
"What's the best thing about fingering a psychic who's on her period? You get your palm red"
"News is reporting a nun just had a baby. It's official, a nun is getting more action than me."
"How do you say nachos in English? Mine."
"Today is National Girlfriend's Day. But it will never be National Marriage Day. The calendar's just not ready for that kind of commitment."
"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."
"I read my daughter a book about a Frogapotamus last night and dreamt of riding one. Tonight I'm reading her Hugh Jackman's autobiography."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a crack dealer? A prostitute can sell her crack over and over again."
"What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo"