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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest thing you can find in a closet? Robin Williams"

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Why did the raging alcoholic throw his wife off a cliff? Tequila"

"r/atheism That's the joke."

"Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes"

"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."

"The golf joke What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail."

"I only have one cardinal rule... Never feed them past 9, because if you do they'll be up and chirping all night"

"What do you get if you bake weed into apple pastry? A high turnover."

"The highest form of flattery A plateau"