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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no asian knights? Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it."
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"Describe yourself in three words. I am a rebel."
"Remember alcohol and calculus dont mix So don't drink and derive"
"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."
"For five years my mother tucked me in at night... she really wanted a girl Credit goes to my friend Nick for telling me this one. Hi Nick!"
"(Don't let her know you can't read) Yes I'll have this *points to menu* -So you want the gratuity of 15% added to parties of 8 or more? Shit"
"I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."
"If you're straight, you shouldn't look for lovers in the sea I heard they're algae"
"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."
"Let's name our sandwich shop after smelly trains."