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Joke of the Day
"Who is the least guilty U.S. President? Lincoln. He's in a cent!"
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"How do you know Mexicans and African Americans are similar?? Once you know Juan you know Jamal"
"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."
"still can't say ""jk"" without whispering ""rowling"""
"Of all the cars in Italy... Mussolini's is the fascist."
"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas"
"What does my penis and bus have in common? They're both short"
"my 2 yr old today: Mom how'd you get past the cognitivie dissonance of having me even tho climate change will render the world uninhabitable"
"I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest"