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Joke of the Day

"if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity"

"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"

"Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper."

"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"

"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"

"What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid."

"i think a group of white people should be called a brunch."

"Why can not Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black."