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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""

"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."

"If you've never tried to use ""the force"" to get a an out-of-reach remote control, you're probably not as lazy as me."

"aw, the tsa confiscated my toothpaste before my flight. looks like i'm brushing my teeth with all these knives and gunpowder instead"

"The researchers didn't want to give their years of AI research to a younger team. But eventually, they decided to pass the torch"

"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""

"A common pick-up line at the gay bar.. ""Can I push in your stool?"""

"Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer."

"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, ""You man the guns, I'll drive""."

"What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!"