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Joke of the Day

"I wish I was from Finland so when people asked if I was Finnish I could say ""no, in fact, I'm just getting started"""

"Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy."

"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."

"Whenever I'm feeling low, I grab a pen.. and I write something joyful and happy to lift my spirits. Today I'm writing my bosses obituary."

"What was Superman's first job? A Clark."

"How did the snowman get happy? The snowblower came around"

"Why did the letter arrive wet? Because it had postage dew."

"""It's over there by the Walgreens"" - directions to anywhere"

"If you ever get hit by a car, try to spin like a ballerina. You won't get another chance like this."

"What do you call a kid with no friends (warning offensive) A sandy hook survivor."