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Joke of the Day
"Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza? Not Jack's."
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"Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell."
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"Because he always knew what the punchline would be. Why didn't the psychic laugh at any jokes?"