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Joke of the Day
"""Vitamin Water""?? Sorry bud, that exists and it's called SOUP"
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"What do you call wanking in a plane? Hijacking"
"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"
"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."
"How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho."
"Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated."
"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."
"How did you get out of Iraq? Iran"
"What are Mario's overalls made out of? Denim denim denim."
"What's worse than finding your dad murdered? The cop at the crime scene saying ""I'm so sorry son"""