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Joke of the Day

"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."

"1+1=3 If you don't wear a condom."

"Lucy in the Sky with Some Splainin' to Do."

"""Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?"" ""Yes."" (Yamaha)"

"What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler? They would have discovered Penicil(e^(x))"

"Sponsor a Child I was thinking of sponsoring a child in Africa. But him being so far away, how could I be sure he actually completed the Fun Run?"

"How do you build a boat? Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy."

"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."

"Sad that at 36 I have yet to experience the dirty dancing lift. If it doesn't happen by 40 I'll just start running at random strangers."

"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."