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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shoe with no laces Shoe HA!"
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"People say I shouldn't have bought so many books about the Nazis But I was only obeying Borders."
"If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it"
"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."
"My stepson and his friend are driving around in my car. If he wrecks it, I have insurance. If he plays Nickelback in it, I'll murder him."
"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"
"Good Ol' Fashion My favorite thing about a good ol' fashion DVD porno is the gag reel."
"I have accepted ""Jesus Christ!"" as my personal exclamation."
"What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals? Human Resources."
"I have to say to you something... something."