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Joke of the Day

"""Tweet it"" is the new laughing."

"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."

"I bet the skeletons, in my gay coworker's closet, are having a dress up party with fabulous clothes."

"I wish there was an "" I don't get it button."""

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? He'll be all right."

"To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far."

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"I just went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"I invented papaya flavored cream cheese. I call it ""Pap Schmear""."