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Joke of the Day

"""Tweet it"" is the new laughing."

"An only child invented the boomerang."

"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."

"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"

"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."

"Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay."

"Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate."

"Me: Better late than never! Wife: ... M: Seeing red? W: ... M: Go with the flow! W: ... M: I'll go buy tampons. W: NOW, MISTER FUNNY MAN."

"I couldn't remember what time the sun was set to rise this morning. But then it dawned on me."

"First dirty joke my dad told me, it's about 30 years old and I still tell it. What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub? The lady in church has hope in her soul."