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Joke of the Day

"The genius and the pool player A genius walks into a bar and says, ""I have 200 IQ!"" The pool player replies, ""I have an eye cue too!"" and pokes the genius in the eye."

"What's does a black man have in common with a tornado? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood"

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"Wait so does Smashing Pumpkins refer to destroying pumpkins or are they just super good pumpkins in England"

"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."

"Big girls are like mopeds I'll get drunk and wreck them too."

"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."

"A 1911 and a Glock walk into a bar.. The 1911 says to the Glock: ""Hey, ugly foreigner, want to do a drinking contest?"" The Glock says ""You old idiot, you can only last 8 rounds!"""

"What are Holocaust Deniers celebrating timorrow? The Fourth of Jew Lie!!!!"

"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."