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Joke of the Day

"My dad had a heart attack while laughing at his own joke I guess he had to deal with the punintended consequences."

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"I'm going to name my penis Hitler... ...because with one stroke it ends millions of lives in the shower."
"I also like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."
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