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Joke of the Day
"i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up"
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"Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato. Also, salesman die of malnourish."
"A question that answers itself What is curiosity?"
"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."
"What piece of furniture can you always trust? A Reputable."
"In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite Olympics event? Fencing."
"If the cat's got your tongue, it's your fault. What did you expect, making out with a cat?"
"Never trust anyone that is nice to you, but rude to the waiter."
"Logged out of Twitter for a few hours... Finally graduated college, lost some weight, showered, read 17 books, and started a family."