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Joke of the Day
"What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common? They just wanna watch the world burn"
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"What's the best part of being a man? You don't have to sleep next to a hairy asshole for the rest of your life."
"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."
"When a man falls off a boat you yell ""man over board!"" What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat? Full speed ahead"
"A boat carrying red paint, and a boat carrying blue paint, both crash into each other. The crew are now marooned."
"Yoda: A Jedi, you will not be. Train Chewbacca, I will. Luke: But why? Yoda: Better piggyback rides, he gives."
"You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners"
"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"
"my friend told me on first dates i should just ""be myself"" and ""be confident"" and i was like ""ok but which one?"""