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Joke of the Day

"What was eating away at the computer's RAM storage? I don't know, but it was going at it one byte at a time."

"How do you insult an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it is from."

"You hear the one about the gay judges? Yeah, they tried each other."

"What's going be America's largest export once Trump gets elected? Americans."

"I wake my daughter up by tossing pebbles at her window so the first time a suitor tries she'll have the same response we do to alarm clocks"

"I asked my wife what my rapper name should be. She suggested, ""2-PAAQ"" 2 pumps and a quiver. :'("

"My wife told me to get a real job or pack my bags! What an idiot! Who threatens someone with a vacation???"

"**mass text** Girl, you know you're the only one."

"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"

"The Government could have bailed out Hostess - by legalizing weed"