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Joke of the Day
"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"
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"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."
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"A sheep calls a sex line... Sheep: I'd ram you so hard. Operator: Ewe are a baaaaaad boy!"
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"I tried to post my fencing joke... ...but it was a riposte."
"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"
"In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper. What will they call her in 2017? Madam President."