181063
Joke of the Day
"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"
Next Joke
"A Zen master once said to me, Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.' So I didn't"
"I recently bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans."
"Free shipping? I walked into an airport with two bags: ""I want this one to go to Chicago, and this one to go to Paris."" ""Sir, you can't do that."" ""Why not? It happened the last time."""
"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"
"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."
"12 of my favorite anti-jokes"
"Why did the apple cross the road? To get to the other cider."
"What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers? Boko Harambe."