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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator"
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"My girlfriend of 3 years has never told me a joke. We are in a serious relationship."
"If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision."
"Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor? Their teacher told them not to use tables!"
"My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can't help but believe my days around here are numbered..."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? because D shells dont fit"
"Why are farmers so afraid of aliens? Tractor beams."
"[walking away from taco truck] WIFE: whats wrong ME: nothing WIFE: did u think the truck would be one giant taco ME: *wiping away tears* no"
"Why do girls have legs? ...ever seen the trail a slug leaves?"
"Any girl can give you pics I can give you a headache"