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Joke of the Day

"My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog."

"Damn Jared Back at it again with the white vans!"

"My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff."

"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"

"Where is the lost city of Atlantis? Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet."

"Three is fore for four. And aft to two too."

"This coffee tastes like a Kenny G album."

"I bought a new camouflage coat put it in the closet and I can't find that fucker anywhere"

"How did Samwell Tarly survive against white walkers? survival of the fattest"

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."