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Joke of the Day
"Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy hijacking"
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"My girlfriend got mahogany breast implants yesterday. I think this joke would be more funny with a punchline. wooden tit?"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Allergies."
"Life on mars found... To be unlikely."
"I bought a toaster with variable browning control but all it will say is ""Take away love and our earth is a tomb""."
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"
"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you... ...I would start thinking about you"
"knock knock Who's There? Do you ya Do you ya who? No, It's 2014 I use Google"
"Q: how can you tell it is almost St. Patrick's day? A: Everyone is taking out their Paddy-o furniture."