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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"

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"Pedophile Jokes? I got 3: If they can cross the street they can take the meat. If they can pee they're old enough for me. I'm like a game boy, kids turn me on. You guys got any others?"
"5yo after licking my face: ""Sorry. My mouth meant to kiss you but my brain told me to lick you."""
"Max has 40 cookies, and decides to eat 34 of them. What does Max have now? Diabetes."
"Vagina jokes are not funny Period."
"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"
"This week is Frankenstein's birthday surely he'll throw a monster party"
"shit. the number the girl at the Sprint store gave me is MY number"
"The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you."
"Do you know how a frog listens to music? It uses the iPond..."
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