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Joke of the Day

"I bought a toaster with variable browning control but all it will say is ""Take away love and our earth is a tomb""."

"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""

"Why is a good hooker like a skilled carpenter? No wood gets wasted."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"

"""I just launched a new fragrance!"" - fun way to announce a fart"

"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"

"what did 1 floating british boat say to the other i believe its about high tide for some tea"

"What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil? Da rude ""eh"" sandstorm"

"What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman You can unscrew a lightbulb"