198085
Joke of the Day
"Life on mars found... To be unlikely."
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"The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it."
"I prefer to buy rental properties that take up an entire city block or more. I'm in it for the long hall."
"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"
"I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top... It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts."
"What do troll mathematicians like to solve? Parabolems?"
"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."
"""There's no defense for child pornographers. They are the lowest, most despicable scum on the face of the earth. ...and I fully believe they should be prosecuted as if they were adults."""
"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans"