198085
Joke of the Day
"Life on mars found... To be unlikely."
Next Joke
"A space heater... would have to be huge."
"I was recently diagnosed with mesothelioma it's tough sometimes, but I'm doing asbestos I can."
"Children are the gift that keeps on taking."
"Listen, I'll play that funky music if you ask me in a nice, non-derogatory way."
"I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, ""yeah man, you're free!"""
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"What do you call someone who swings both ways? A child, it's a child on a swing you fuckin' sicko; get outta here"
"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"
"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."