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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you... ...I would start thinking about you"
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"While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, ""What's black and white and red all over?"" ""Wow,"" I said, ""You can speak English?"" ""Just a riddle,"" she said."
"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
"What do you call a black guy whose hitch-hiking? Stranded!"
"A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!"
"Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"If twitter users are sued, lawyers will have to analyse over 4 giggs of data. Imogen that..."
"I'll bet you $46,368.86 you can't guess how much I owe my Bookie."
"Go on vacation in Poland... ...your car is already there!"
"HUSBAND 911: what your emergency? ME: my wife hears everything HUSBAND 911: do I? ME: what? HUSBAND 911: what?"