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Joke of the Day
"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."
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"Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies? Your granny"
"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"
"How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool."
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"
"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."
"How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer"
"How did Vikings send secret messages? By Norse code!"
"What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug"
"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."