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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library? Overdue"
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"How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar? You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in."
"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"
"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"
"I've struggled for years to be above the influence... But I've never been able to get that high"
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? a pizza can feed a family of four"
"I asked my mom one time why I was white and she was black. She said, "" the way I remember the party you're lucky you don't bark."""
"""Bikini faux pas: are you guilty?"" As a guy, it's very hard to imagine the bullshit that women are bombarded with."
"Hell is just going to be you on a conference call waiting for the 8th guy to dial in for all eternity."
"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."