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Joke of the Day
"What did the proctologist do to those poor people's butts? He rectum."
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"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."
"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."
"My mother said fetch me a glass of water... My mother said ""fetch me a glass of water"" and I said ""no"" my mom said ""I bore you for nine months!"" So I said ""you bore me every time you speak!"""
"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"
"I don't think my new air conditioner likes me very much It keeps giving me the cold shoulder"
"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile"""
"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."
"On the other hand, You have five fingers."