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Joke of the Day
"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"
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"I lost a few pounds today,... but when I lifted up my shirt I found them again."
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor? 8)"
"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."
"What did the fat simpleton say to the psychic cripple? ""Hodor."" Edit: And this is dirty how?"
"What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands? Having half a screaming child on your hands."
"What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer? Thtop taking the pith out of me!"
"I wish gyms had a ""montage"" option"
"Barista won't write ""Air Bud was bullshit"" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE'S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL"