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Joke of the Day

"I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, ""yeah man, you're free!"""

"I apologize for those affected, but at the same time I couldn't resist. I may have sinned. Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims; 110 stories in less than 10 seconds."

"If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down. That leaves a wide range of colors I have no idea what to do with."

"Why'd they call the egg a pimp? Because he got ova easy."

"My girlfriend and I are thinking about adopting a dog because we've had no luck trying to have one naturally."

"My cousin Denise's baby Alpo was born with no feet and a full adult penis because she drank Four Loko when she was pregnant :("

"What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton."

"afraid Alone in my room and and thinking someone is also there lol."

"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."

"I hope I don't catch another weirdo pooping against the side of a 7-11 tomorrow because I'm not ready to love again."