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"me: goodnight moon :) moon: night<3 me: goodnight stars :) moon: wtf me: sry wrongnumber moon: whos stars moon: who is stars moon: answer me"

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"Life's a piano and I'm wearing boxing gloves"
"A funeral procession led by a woman and her pit bull. There are TWO hearses. ""The Widow"" by Katy Franco [Joke-A-Tini]. Funny and fun to watch. http://youtu.be/2B7Acry2pms"
"So my lesbian neighbours asked me what I wanted for my birthday... They got me a Rolex. I guess they misunderstood when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"My friend text me 'what are you doing now?' I replied 'Probably failing my driving test'."
"You attract more men when you smell like butter, sauteed ham and onions than any expensive perfume."
"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."
"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."
"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."
"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."
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