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Joke of the Day
"Fishermen... ...are reel men."
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"What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar? The name's Bond, Covalent Bond"
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."
"What do you call a hookers fart? A prostitoot"
"how does it make you feel that your left hand has never touched your left elbow and your right hand has never touched your right elbow"
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick."
"How can you tell if something is clickbait?"
"If you're American & I ever hear you use the word ""whilst,"" this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock."
"There's 20 letters in the English alphabet. Oh, wait! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T That's still only 25 but you'll get the D later."