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Joke of the Day
"My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. No hoe mow."
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"A single word can make a heart open. That word is ""scalpel."""
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"
"""Alright man let's crack open a few cold ones, it's going to be a fun night"" Said one necrophiliac to another as they walked into the morgue"
"What do you call 0.33333333333 of a shit? A turd."
"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."
"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."
"What do you call a zoo where the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog? A shitzu."
"I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat... But I just can't quit cold turkey!"