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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"My mom says I procrastinate... But I'll deal with that later"

"I went to the zoo today There was one dog it was a shih tzu"

"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"Yoda: Why, afraid of seven, five is? Because six seven eight."

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."

"Boss approaches, I frantically close my google image search of cats hugging, only to show a new window of cats in formal wear. I get fired."

"Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie? To-mate-toes!"

"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."

"FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue."