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Joke of the Day
"I love animals, and I want to stop eating meat... But I just can't quit cold turkey!"
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"A fish walks into a bar ..and the bartender asks, ""What can I get ya?"" And in a very raspy voice the fish says, ""WATER"""
"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."
"They say there's such a thing as safety in numbers... Tell that to six million Jews."
"I took a girl back to my flat. ""You haven't removed many bras have you?"" she sighed. ""What gave it away?"" ""The scissors, mainly."""
"I got a sweater for Xmas I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."
"Just asked my wife what she's ""burning up for dinner"" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings."
"If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!"
"Said the porcupine, ""I just love prickled onions."""
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""