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Joke of the Day
"My password is the last 9 digits of pi."
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"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking? ""I set WHO free?"""
"How do birds kiss? They give a peck to the cheek."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish.... And a Bass Pro Shop salesman will eat for a lifetime."
"I like to think of myself as God's gift to women. They certainly wouldn't pay anything to have me."
"If the meal between breakfast and lunch is called brunch and the meal between lunch and dinner is called linner, what's the meal between breakfast and dinner called? Lunch"
"Therapist: we need to work on YOU taking responsibility for YOUR actions Me: *pulls a flask out* WHO PUT THIS IN MY PURSE?"
"A stranger called me the other day and told me to meet him at the cemetery at midnight. What a fucktard. He didn't even come."
"Why isn't energy made of atoms? It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)"