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Joke of the Day

"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"

"Magic is like breast implants... ...we all know its fake, but when done well, can give you a feeling of true wonder"

"What does the nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"What does a Super Saiyan always put on his sandwich? Ka-Mayomayo"

"I walked into chemistry class... It was Boron"

"Treating women is like how you treat Pokemon found in the Safari Zone If you don't feed them and hit them with rocks with the exact right combination, they run away."

"I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies.... Most likely she'll lie still"

"I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up."

"It's impossible to be a parent and stay on twitter so I'm afraid it's time to say goodbye. So this is your uncle, you live with him now."

"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."