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Joke of the Day
"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"
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"How do you make a handkerchief dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
"What is the most popular bank in Wales? Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it."
"I hate when people say ""you always want what you don't have"" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of ""want."""
"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"
"My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub."
"What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!"
"If JFK could see the state of this country... It would blow his mind."
"What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"