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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."

"There should be a massage parlor where when you ask for a ""happy ending"" your dad walks out and says that he's proud of you."

"Why are fire trucks always red? You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?"

"Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices."

"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"

"Me: One large buttery popcorn please! Him: Ma'am you have to buy a ticket to get into the movies... Me: One large buttery popcorn TO GO SIR"

"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."

"What happens when Captain America drinks water? He becomes hydrated."

"OneTwoTheee cat and UnDuTwa cat had a swimming race. OneTwoThree cat won... Because UnDuTwa cat sank. I'll see myself out."

"""A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."""