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Joke of the Day

"I'm Godzilla's gift to women!!! *walks around toy store destroying doll houses*"

"Why do people eat carrots to help their eyesight? They should be eating oranges because they have vitamin C. haha"

"You're in the middle of the ocean and you see Trump and Hillary drowning but you only have room in your boat to save one. Who do you save? America. Keep right on going and don't stop."

"What do you call a big debate. A *Mass-Debate*"

"What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom? They take an aspie"

"How do you make apple jelly? google maps."

"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."

"When asian people go on a merry go round... do they become disoriented?"

"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."

"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."