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Joke of the Day

"My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!"

"Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems"

"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""

"What is a blonde's mating call? ''NEXT!''"

"Why do the people in front of me at the ATM always seems to be having some sort of damn major financial crisis?"

"Girls are like math problems. If they are under 18, its best you do them in your head"

"Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop. I'll go ahead and show myself out now"

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help where I can."

"Q: Older Brother: ""Hooray! School's out! I'm free! I'm free!"" A: Younger Brother: ""So what? I'm four!"""

"In the earliest part of my life I was a man trapped inside a woman's body. Then mom gave birth to me."