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Joke of the Day

"Awful Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's there? Didgerid Didgerid who? bzanweaaaangggglllllddeeeeeoooooowwwwwaaaaannnn.... In my opinion, the lamer the knock knock joke, the better."

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"Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola... called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :("
"A lady cut me off... The other day a lady cut me off who was texting while driving. I got so mad at her I pulled up beside her and threw my beer can at her."
"Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black."
"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may have thought 'Rrrr', but it's really the C"
"Lady Astronaut: *eats all the chocolate* Guy Astronaut: You know we're on the space shuttle for- LA: SHUTTLE YOUR MOUTH AND GIVE ME SPACE"
"Dad: When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club. Teen: Of course not dad! Dad: Oh shut up Jessica, it's time for you to start bringing money to the house."
"If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... Then hipsters would buy the soundtrack."
"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."
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