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Joke of the Day
"why did sally fall off the swings she pooped herself"
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"Some people say i'm conflicted... I'm not so sure."
"Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K"
"Someone's deodorant is not working... And I know it's not me because I'm not wearing any."
"Mrs. Claus gave birth on the 24th of December I guess you could say Santa came early this year."
"Round Sheep A farmer asked me ""Can you help me round up my sheep?"" I said ""How many have you got?"" He said ""78"" I said ""we will call that 80!"""
"How many mexicans does it take to build a house in.... Shit he's done"
"Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck. Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs."
"What do you call a Mexican without a car? Carlos"
"I asked my masseuse if it was unusual to get an erection during a massage... the masseuse replied, ""not at all it happens all the time."" So i said, ""well do you mind keeping it out of my face."""