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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"

"In dog beers I've only had 2."

"Skinny If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?"

"Me:She's better than me. BF:She's not. M:Look at those, they're incredible! BF: M:STOP STARING! -Boyfriend reading other women's tweets"

"What are the three worst words to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"Which One Comes First I just Ordered A Chicken and an Egg off the internet, to see which one comes first........ I'll keep you posted."

"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."

"What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito."

"Did you hear about the Chinese Chef who broke out of jail? Apparently he went out for a wok and never came back."

"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."