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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Donald Trump laugh? tickle his armpits"
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"What's annoying about going 90 in a school zone? The screaming speed bumps"
"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."
"I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As...."
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"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""
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"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""