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Joke of the Day
"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."
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"Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches."
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"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."
"You know why I drink apple juice? Because OJ will kill you"
"What's the difference between fucking you and 9/11? No one forgot about 9/11"
"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"
"how can you tell..... how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? when she sits on your face you can no longer hear the background music"