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Joke of the Day
"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"
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"Your vehicle has this magical lever That shows which direction you're turning"
"ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious. THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan. ME: Oh. I thought you said ""satin."""
"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."
"What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems? By sending them executables."
"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A nigg-air!"
"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"
"Click Bait Joke"
"[first date] I just love that you are a normal, cool girl. *subtly slides macaroni art of your face back under my chair* -Yeah, totally."