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Joke of the Day

"How do you organize a party in space? You Planet"

"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"

"How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you."

"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."

"There is little difference between how a horse eats hay and the way my children consume spaghetti."

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances. Well she's in for a shock."

"just remember before you let yourself get riled up over The Grammys.. Who Let The Dogs Out won a grammy"

"If you want her - tell her. If you need her - show her. If you yearn for her - touch her. Just make sure her husband's not at home."

"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."

"Way to make a friend an Idiot Question: What do you do when you take a girl home only to find she has the largest vagina in the world? Answer: I squeeeeeze it in off course!"