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Joke of the Day
"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"
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"Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once."
"Hear about all those Japanese people killing dolphins? Apparently they've been doing it on porpoise!"
"Chicago launched an innovative new ride-sharing program today and the way it works is some guy stole my bike."
"What do you call a paper car? A paper-machacedes"
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."
"What is the difference between a small vagina and a douchey midget? One is a runty cunt and the other is a cunty runt."
"How do mesquite trees get taller? They stand on their mesqui-toes!"
"What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common? Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work."
"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"